Consider the following headlines:

• 1) Louisiana Man Arrested for Possession of Too Many Sharks, Meth in Bayou

• 2) Drunk Partygoer Falls Off Roof Attempting To Jump Off Roof

• 3) Embryos can be listed as dependents on tax returns, Georgia rules

• 4) Police Did Great Job, Police Say

• 5) Upset over LGBTQ books, a Michigan town defunds its library in tax vote

• 6) Study Finds Fewer Millennials Choosing To Become Good Parents

• 7) Meta warns its new chatbot may not tell you the truth

• 8) Biden: U.S. Won't Rest Until Brittney Griner Returned Home To Serve Marijuana Possession Sentence

Which ones are real headlines from real newspapers and which are fake headlines published in the Onion, the famous satirical news website? The answers are in this footnote. The very fact that a quiz like the one above is possible and the very real probability that you—dear reader—will get some of the answers wrong is one of the biggest differences between humor in the digital age and humor “before the internet.” But before we get to this, let's back up a little and start by defining what defines satirical news as opposed to fake and real news.

Wikipedia's definition of Satirical News Website is as follows:

Wikipedia gets it right: satirical websites pretend to be the news to satirize the news or the newsmakers. Fake news websites pretend to be the news to trick their readers into believing something false or misleading and/or profit from their attention, either through advertising exposure (ads on the same page) or pay-per-click payments.