The Gopher, although as industrious as the Beaver and the skilled architect of complex subterranean mazes which should inspire as much awe as the dams and lodges built by beavers, is rarely revered as the mascot of Institutes of Higher Education. In real life many, my wife and I included, relentlessly pursue the garden variety gopher who dares to intrude and destroy prized plants, or for that matter even plants we do not care about. It is my job to deal with them and I do it like a Daemon that's BinHex-ed. However there is a highly prized and very beneficial, if virtual, species of GOPHERS. These creatures, created at the U. of Minnesota (home of the Golden Gophers), put their tunneling ability to good use, digging out otherwise hard to find information and so performing great services on the latter day wonder of electronic communication, the Information Superhighway, the Internet.