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Scene 14 - A Melville Cafe.

Published online by Cambridge University Press:  04 June 2019

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LEWIS comes forward and addresses the audience. He is at his most suave and charming.

LEWIS: Yes, yes, yes, if you want more of this R & B, go to Melville! Jazz at Jabulani at the Hyatt, Kwela and Kwaito at Wandies in Soweto. Blues wherever you look! Saturday in Jo'burg. Bliss!

Be careful! Johannesburg has a reputation for violent crime!

But it is also has the friendliest, most interesting people in South Africa! It's the most cosmopolitan and fastest moving metropole in the Southern hemisphere!

Jo’ burg! A city unlike any other in Africa. It has the wealthiest, most sophisticated and liberal thinking population on the continent!

Imagine! Frothy Cappuccino at the Belem in downtown Johannesburg, with thick Portuguese sweet pastries! A detour to the old Mai Mai migrant workers’ market to stock up on trendy Zulu tyre sandals, Mbanthanda!

Sushi and chilled wine at a Parkhurst pavement cafe! Later, Indian roti and curry in Fordsburg for dinner! Saturday in Jo'burg-Bliss!

Take a walk on the wild side!

On crowded township streets! Over there - small kraals of goats and chickens; over there - wedding cakes and coffin manufacturers; over there - hairdressers tending to their clients under trees! This here, Mankhukhu - Mandela Village! Everything permeated with the smell of atjar and magwenya! Ah, Jo'burg, glorious, unforgettable Jewel of Africa!

THE COMPANY bursts into song.

FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY

Chorus:

Ho-lololololo

Moola dough

Borotho banyana ba

Emjipa ejozi kukhulum leash!

Cash, cash

Bread, cash, cash

Cash

Money speaks in Jozi

LULU and BIBI: Can it be that there so many words

For the one thing that gives so much pleasure

We are turning our hearts into stone

For the pressures of living in leisure

Walala wena Ejozi

Money - re buwa ka banyana ba

Borotho - sikhuluma ngenyuku

Smega - sikhala ngamapeni bo

Borotho

You sleep in Jozi

We talking about money

Bread, we talking money

Money, we talking about

pennies

Bread

Chorus:

Ho-lololololo …

LULU and BIBI: I feel like you swallow me whole

You told me with cash we'd be better

Can you honestly tell me you care

Temporarily right out of order

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Publisher: Wits University Press
Print publication year: 2000

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