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Scene 13 - A Melville Cafe

Published online by Cambridge University Press:  04 June 2019

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BIBI: Hi.

LULU: Hi.

BIBI: You're Lulu.

LULU: And you must be Bibi.

BIBI: Of course.

BIBI mutters under her breath.

LULU: Sorry?

BIBI: I was just saying, you're more beautiful than I ever thought you could be!

LULU: Well, you seem rather a handful yourself.

BIBI: Lulu Levine.

LULU: Bibi… Bibi…

BIBI: Khuswayo!

LULU: Funny, he never mentioned you.

BIBI: Awuzwe lesishwapha … (Listen to this piece of rag)

LULU: uThini? ﹛You said?)

BIBI: Nothing…

LULU: Don't you think Yeoville is still so interesting?

BIBI: Not really …

LULU: You know during the struggle we often used to meet in Yeoville.

BIBI: Well, the closest I've ever been to the struggle is trying to work out how to have sex with the whole of Pirates and Chiefs - before The Bold and the Beautiful!

LULU: Pathetic!

BIBI: Just kidding!

LULU: I think it's time to order.

BIBI: Yes.

LULU AND BIBI: Cappuccino!

LULU: Look, let's not beat around the bush. We have a problem. Jimmy's in jail, and we have to find a way to get him out.

BIBI: What do you think we can do together that I can't do by myself!

LULU: Look, I have lots of connections.

BIBI: And so?

LULU: Well, I think you have lots of skills.

BIBI: What do you mean?

LULU: Well. Do you know Lewis Matome?

BIBI: Of course! Lewis Matome, the new Chairman of the Bank!

LULU: Lewis is one of the most powerful men in the city.

BIBI: And so?

LULU: Well, I thought we could try and seduce him.

BIBI: What do you mean?

LULU: Well to be frank, I thought you could try and seduce him.

BIBI: Are you mad!

LULU is on the retreat.

LULU: Relax!

BIBI: He's sleeping with half the women in town already and no one gives a damn!

LULU: Oh…

BIBI: And you want to know who cares the least? His wife!

LULU: Well. Jiimmy, when I saw him, said I should contact a friend of his in Alex.

BIBI: Who?

LULU: Bones.

BIBI: Bones? Bones Shibambo, the old gangster?

LULU: Yes.

BIBI: Please, what could he do to help? He's past it! He's just a hasbeen!

LULU: Well, what have you got to offer?

BIBI: Maybe we can flood the courts? The comrades still love him.

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Publisher: Wits University Press
Print publication year: 2000

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