The most-favored-nation obligation, as an expression of a non-discrimination norm, is often described as fundamental for international trade law. But does MFN deserve this normative halo? This Article traces the historical emergence of MFN-as-fundamental mythology, unearthing its origin in three controversial twentieth-century projects. Rather than promoting non-discrimination, MFN was historically used to draw discriminatory boundaries—between imperial powers and colonies and between West and East. Only with the ordoliberal turn did MFN become synonymous with a universalist, non-discrimination-centric international trade law. But history also reminds that alternative norms once vied to structure international trade law. Those may be due for reconsideration.