Thanks for joining this call on short notice. You all heard about the accident. I’m going to need to put out a statement. Thoughts?

Thank you, Governor, this should be a short call. We need to widen that stretch of road and put some lighting in. Public safety comes first, it’s that simple.

Due respect Governor, it’s not that simple. People are diverting to that area because of congestion up in the city. If we widen the road, it’s just going to draw more traffic and we’ll be back where we started.