November 1997, “Martha White and Her Flour”
[Note: Words supplied by Greg Comer. See notes to Asher Peres, dated 17 October 1997, Greg Comer, dated 25 November 1997, and Carlton Caves, dated 21 December 1997.]
Martha White Theme Song
(Open with a Banjo break by Earl Scruggs)
(Next, come in with Lester Flatt singing…)
Now you bake right,
(other band members respond:) ah ha,
With Martha White,
(band response:) yes ma'am,
Goodness gracious, good and light,
With Martha White.
Now you bake better biscuits, cakes, and pies,
With Martha White Self-Risin' Flour,
(band response:) that one all-purpose flour,
With Martha White Self-Risin' Flour
You've done all right!
(Finish with an Earl Scruggs banjo solo.)
October 1998, “Oh Magic Eight Ball”
Democritus said, “All the world is but Atom and Void.” I've decided (with Kiki's help) that I much more like the metaphor, “All the world is but Magic Eight Balls and Questions.” See the resemblance? You couldn't have atom without void; but you could have void without atom. You couldn't have Questions without Magic Eight Balls; but you could have Magic Eight Balls without Questions. The sole remainder of archaic atomism is that “atoms” be “repositories.” Not repositories of “properties.” But repositories of answers to the questions we might ask. To keep these sentences from being contradictory, those answers can't exist before we ask them (else they be properties).