The passages in this section are not from the Colloquia, but rather from other imperial-period texts that shed additional light on issues raised in the Colloquia and can to advantage be read along with them.
PHILOGELOS
The work known as Philogelos (‘laughter-lover’) is a Greek joke book composed in the fourth century. It sheds light on many of the more absurd aspects of Roman society and the characters involved in that society. For more information and a translation of the entire joke book, see Baldwin (1983).
Joke 34
A learned fool went to visit a sick friend and asked him how he was. But when the friend did not answer, he grew angry and said, ‘I hope to be sick myself, and then I'll not answer you!’
Joke 54
A learned fool, writing a letter from Athens to his father and being conceited at the education he had received there, added, ‘I pray to come home and find you on trial for your life, so that I can show you what an orator I am.’
Joke 61
A learned fool of a primary-school teacher suddenly looked in the corner and shouted, ‘Dionysios is misbehaving in the corner!’ But one of the other children said that Dionysios was not there yet, to which the teacher responded, ‘He will be misbehaving when he comes!’
Joke 70
A learned fool went to see a sick friend, but the man's wife said that he had already departed [i.e. died]. The man replied, ‘So when he returns, tell him that I was here.’
Joke 91
A learned fool invited acquaintances to dinner, and they praised the pig's head he served and advised him to eat from it the next day as well. So he went to the butcher and said, ‘Give me another head fromthe same pig, for the one we had yesterday was very successful.’
Joke 140
A joker seeing a stupid primary-school teacher teaching asked him why he did not teach the cithara. And when the teacher said, ‘Because I do not know how’, he said, ‘So how do you teach letters when you do not know them either?’
Joke 150
When a joker was at the baths two people asked to borrow his strigil, one being a stranger and the other a known thief.